On Tour

Well my romanticised notion of swanning around the country has crashed down to earth. Let's just say it's hardly rock'n'roll. Lovely hotels...yes. Prestigious venues...mostly. Crazy after-show drinking binges? none. nada. not a sausage. (Except on my own from the mini bar in the hotel room!)
For northerners they are real southern jessies. £80 a night hotel rooms and i haven't persuaded anyone back to mine yet. Rubbish.

Still, i'm getting paid. Personal tour song has become 'Keiser Chiefs' Oh my God I can't believe it, I've never been this far away from home! Which isn't strictly true but in some of these places...

Truth: The only time a man wants to have sex twice is just before he's had it once.

More to follow...